You’re Fired!

To those of you who haven’t met him before, let me introduce you… This is Woody…

He’s very revered, highly respected and held in high regard…

He’s a cantankerous cat of sorts but you always know exactly where you stand with him…

His rules are his rules and on the odd occasion he will deem you worthy of his attention and he will hold court…

But mostly he has 3 commands…

Feed me!

Fuss me!

or… well you can guess the 3rd F word!

But that is good and cats are cats and we all know where we stand…

Though today he chooses to sit with me…

He has a habit of snooping my email and as such, today this caught his eye…

Write about where you could use the energy of The Emperor to protect your boundaries.  Where are you allowing energy or time leaks to occur?

He said… Karen… sit down… I need to have a word with you…

Now some may say that speaking with cats is allowing energy and time leaks to occur…

No! Not at all…. there’s knowledge behind that fur and purr…

So… as it happens, he also spotted one of my emails last week and up until now, he’d decided not to speak of it…

But he couldn’t unread it and he didn’t like what he’d seen…

He said… Karen… about that email last week, the one filled with promises and pseudo apology…

Oh! Woody…No… please don’t bring that up…

A’hem! he said… I’m speaking to you and giving you my fullest attention! Now please be kind enough to listen…

Look! I’ve pulled you two cards…

Look at that card on the left… Look! The Emperor!

Look at all the goodies in his sack… all waiting to be delivered…

By the by… just how long have you been waiting for your deliveries… no! don’t answer… just listen…

Look at me! I’m the Emperor! I’ve got everything you want! Oh… but before I let you have it… oh… let me check my list… in fact… let me check it twice… Are you naughty or nice?

Now the thing is Woody continued… whether you’re naughty or nice is irrelevant… what you did Karen was cross the boundary and challenge his authority… It didn’t go down well when you said… Look! I’ve paid for these with hard cash…Now cough up!

See… turns out the Emperor wasn’t all he was cracked up to be… turns out he was Four of Cups… and you saw him for the ass he is…

Now fire his sorry ass and get back to work!

Oh… and for future reference… when someone talks as though their life is a fairy tale… look past the cloak…

They probably mean it’s grim…

Woody!!! You have an awful lot to say to today…

Yeah… now shut up wench! I’m done and need to get back to important cat stuff…

Jeez! That cat has no manners… Though… he may well be able to lick it… but at least he’s not an ass… 😉